puseylover

puseylover is the best mutual, their tiktoks are hilarious and they deserve a grammy for being the best tiktoker on the planet

“omg i love user puseylover on tiktok”

“no way shes my favorite tiktoker too!”

by kiasocool June 25, 2021

Putsey

The std that you get from eating ass, If you get this disease your ass smells like cool ranch Doritos and after 3 days, you get a crater in your ass where your cheeks are supposed to be at, you can also get it on the mouth and If you do you eat ass

"Goddamn who got putseys?!"
"Mom! I think someone gave me putseys!"

by Daddy mars November 28, 2021

Putsey

The Disease you get from eating ass. It smells like cool ranch Doritos and after 3 days of having this, your ass will start to deteriorate and will leave a humongous Crater where your ass was. You can also get it in the mouth which once you get it in the mouth you can either spread it to somebody or you can spread it to yourself by eating your own ass. When you eat somebody's ass and after you're done you will start to get this white stuff on your face and on your ass and that is what Putsey is it's a yellowish like whitish pus and it grows on your ass and that's why it's called Putsey

"mom! Someone ate my ass and gave me putsey!"

by Daddy mars November 28, 2021

Pursey

Animal that relates and distinguishes self as human, does not realize that he/she is animal.

My dog is a pursey, ex. thinks he is human doesn't know or understand he is a dog.

by Bailey'sMom September 3, 2022

grab him by the pursey

When the Justice system slaps multi-million dollar fines on Donald Trump they grab him by the pursey.

Because Donald Trump famously said he could grab her by the pussy it is fitting that the Justice system now gets to grab him by the pursey.

They went after Donald Trump's wealth, since the best way to beat him was to grab him by the pursey. And he is sure to throw a Trumper Tantrum.

by NeologianPJG February 16, 2024