Pubes 

The crusty musty ironed hairs in ur gentiles

OH MY MARY UR PUBES THERE THERE SO LLL…onggg I CANT U MUST HAVE TO USE A STRAIGHTENING IRON ON THEM DAY AND NIGHT MY LORD THOSE PUBES MUST CAUSE SUCH ANXIETY LIKE WHEN THE ALARM GOES OFF AND U THINK ITS A ROBBERY BUT ITS NOT OR HOW ABT UR LEMONADE STAND WHERE UR JUICE IT OUT OF UR PUBES HUH HOW U LIKE THAT. ALRIGHT KIDS LETS END THIS OFF ON A GOOD NOTE VERY MOVING…

Pubes by Mary’s mom April 20, 2022

Pubes for Petroleum 

A non-profit organization that encourages others to shave their pubic hair and give it to BP or Kevin Costner to help with the Flaming Verizon Sanchez clean-up.

On June 10, 2010 Robin Williams donated 14 bushells of hair to Pubes for Petroleum by shaving his balls.

Pubes for Petroleum by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

pubes don't shed 

When someone thinks too highly of themselves. Similar to "shit don't stink".

Fuck you Mark what do you think your pubes don't shed?

pubes don't shed by vjvraider November 3, 2008

pubes on fleek 

When your pubes are appealing to any object, gender, or animal.

'My pubes on fleek'
'What grows over your eyes grows over my dick'

pubes on fleek by MyPubesOnFleek August 19, 2016

pubes on head 

peters nickname, for short its POH

whats up POH (pubes on head)

pubes on head by KiNG August 3, 2003

Pubes in Batter

Onion bhaji

mmmm, i just love to eat pubes in batter

Pubes in Batter by Maddog May 22, 2004

Pubes and cock 

A pair of shorts with a malfunctioning zipper that can only be held up by a belt or drawstring. The zipper is usually zipped up only to shortly go back down, revealing the contents intended to be covered by a functioning zipper, often this is pubes, cock, or both.

Blake: Hey Eddie, can I borrow a pair of shorts?

Eddie: Yeah, but all I got are those fucking pubes and cock.

Blake: Fuck that, I don't want my little cock to pop out in front of all those girls.

Pubes and cock by Blake Robinson May 27, 2008