Most “Prosper Moms” blindly trust the indoctrination of their children by the school system while they get their hair extensions and lip filler to stay the elite mom in their swings group so their husband will still find them the most attractive. You must drive a black, white, or silver SUV, have teal pots for your outdoor plants, and have purchased your blue check mark on Facebook and Instagram. They pass their insecurities down to their children in the form of social climbing and exclusivity. They buy their adolescent and teenage daughters designer shoes and handbags as a way to elevate them above the other kids their age all while socially engineering their friendships and relationships based on neighborhoods, parents and extracurricular activities.
by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023
Get the prosper TX mommug. a type of short-mushroom that always pick a fight with ah mab.
refer to a mushroom that is always JK-ing.
NOTE: MAKE SURE TO THROW A PUNCH IF YOU SEE ONE!
refer to a mushroom that is always JK-ing.
NOTE: MAKE SURE TO THROW A PUNCH IF YOU SEE ONE!
by urrudefriend August 5, 2020
Get the prosperemug. by Dominic makes me cum February 19, 2021
Get the Prosperousmug. Prosper Idoroba was a loved one in his tribe in Africa. Back in the 1800’s his relatives were cotton pickers and he is very proud that they worker hard. As of now prosper had decided to wear only cotton material clothing to show his appreciation for his relatives hard work
Guy 1 : Look at that guy over there he is only wearing clothes made out of cotton and it’s summer. Guy 2 : Yes that guy over there is a Prosper Idoroba
by FreakyLoverBoy July 15, 2018
Get the Prosper Idorobamug. Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓
Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓
Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band
by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022
Get the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Bandmug. A small town in far north Dallas, comprised of pretentious nouveau riche citizens who think class is defined by your material possessions such as what shoes you wear, handbag you carry or car you drive. Prosper people grew up middle and lower middle class but worked hard to overcompensate for the life they didn’t have growing up.
Prosper parents revel in being considered the “Richest school district in the state” and somehow think money equates to class. They also have the nicest facilities but are hiding the deep debt for their viral schools. Prosper parents are fooled by the rhetoric of it not raising their taxes and are happy to see their Zestimates for their homes go up because this, again, is equated to wealth in their small minds. 75% of the high school students are hungover, taking AP classes with straight A’s with no homework, mediocre SAT scores, a vape pen in their locker and some sort of scripture on their Instagram bio. Prosper students lack any real relationships of substance and have mastered the art of a backhanded compliment.
Prosper parents revel in being considered the “Richest school district in the state” and somehow think money equates to class. They also have the nicest facilities but are hiding the deep debt for their viral schools. Prosper parents are fooled by the rhetoric of it not raising their taxes and are happy to see their Zestimates for their homes go up because this, again, is equated to wealth in their small minds. 75% of the high school students are hungover, taking AP classes with straight A’s with no homework, mediocre SAT scores, a vape pen in their locker and some sort of scripture on their Instagram bio. Prosper students lack any real relationships of substance and have mastered the art of a backhanded compliment.
by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023
Get the prosper txmug. by Phatballs6969 October 7, 2022
Get the Prosperity Gohmug.