Procrastinating 

What you're doing right now.

Hmm, I don't want to do this project, so I'll look up procrastinating on urbandictionary!

Procrastinating by still_procrastinating May 1, 2010

Procrastination Nation 

A nation full of procrastination

"How is your class's progress?"
"Its procrastination Nation; Nothing has been done!'

Procrastination Nation by Queen Levine January 22, 2009

procrastination 

Procrastination is a plague that quickly spreads through crowds of students. It is most commonly found in high schools, where teenagers make up the highest contamination rates. It is airborne and extremely dangerous; infection can occur even if there is no contact with an infected person.

Side-effects may (but do not always) include (but are not limited to): loss of sleep, rushed accomplishment of tasks, getting grounded, receiving bad grades, stress, and self-hate.

If you find yourself putting-off important tasks to do unnecessary things YOU HAVE MOST LIKELY BEEN INFECTED.

There is no defined cure for procrastination, the lucky few who are able to rid themselves of this disease do so with very specific methods that often work only on a case-by-case basis, your best hope of survival is to fight the virus whenever it tries to take control of you.

Recommended weapon of defense: will power.

Jack: Oh man! I should start that English paper due tomorrow, but I can't stop reading these funny jokes online. How about you Josh, having the same problem?

Josh: Nope. I have will-power so no procrastination.

procrastination by nerdwithswag January 1, 2012

Procrastination Chores 

Everyday chores that are normally neglected, but which all of a sudden seem like an excellent thing to do around the time when you have to do an important assignment or when you have to study.

Bobis: "Yesterday when i sat down to study, i realized i had to do some procrastination chores and so i ended up cleaning my room, doing some laundry, and refilling my Q-tip container before i actually got anything done."

Procrastination Chores by Dballa October 1, 2010

Procrastinationitis 

A disease caused by Procrastination. One who suffers from procrastinating in excess.

He never does anything on time, he must suffer from Procrastinationitis.

Procrastinationitis by LiLi77 January 2, 2011

procrasstinate 

To put off doing something, not because you're busy, but because you're a lazy ass.

He preferred to watch football and procrasstinate than to mow the yard.

procrasstinate by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010

procrastination 

ill do this tommorow

An example of procrastination is..... I'll finish this tomorrow.

procrastination by fod2 June 6, 2010