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private school

a place where sometimes the students have a higher average sat/act test score for college than other schools but unless this is a boarding school almost as costly as a college sometimes the majority of students end up majoring in business where for four years they memorize 10 word terms that are mostly almost common-sense by reading a complicated book less complicated than science or literature which isn't the most productive use of their time, so don't look up to them.
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Private school. 

Private schools are for kids who, yes can afford to go there. But they're not snobby bitches. Just because some children can't afford to get in doesn't mean they have to be jealous and shitty. The kids from private schools can't help where they go, it's where life took them.
Catherine: I have hemroids.
Bill: I take it you need help.
Private school.

Private School Hard

When a student who goes to private school thinks they are tough as shit, but actually they are soft and protected, and would probably get the shit kicked out of them if they went to a public school.
Person 1: Man, Billy thinks he’s so tough and badass.

Person 2: Haha, that dude is private school hard. Billy is a bitch.

private school blow job 

When it becomes very obvious that a female went to a private school rather than a state school...via fellatio.
Man, she was cool until that private school blow job came down.

Private school brotard 

A cocky, arrogant male that is only made worse by the fact he is private school educated.
That guy who works at WWG is such a private school brotard
Private school brotard by Allischu February 1, 2020

private school dance

a school dance where white privileged private school kids scream the n word while listening to da baby
yeah that concert was like a private school dance

Private School Princess

A girl who is sweet, kind, smart, funny, intelligent, beautiful, and an amazing person to have in your life. She will always be there for you and help you out with your problems and will never judge you. She can be a little spoiled at times but she's never arrogant.
Plebeian: Hello Princess, do you attend our High School?

Private School Princess: No plebeian, I attend a private school.