On Preetham

To put something on preetham, it’s like putting it on god. It means you are not lying if you put something on preetham.

Person 1: dude, I am gay
Person 2: no you’re not! Stop lying
Person 1: I Put it on preetham.

by Addd fs 3 October 27, 2019

Preetom

Heavy drinker and funny person. Sometimes called "Bucket" for the large amounts of alcohol consumed at one time. Also known to take 4 or 5 shots in a row. Not many can be called a Preetom.

That Preetom sure is a funny guy. He can drink a lot too. I want to be that Preetom's friend.

by Kaos8 February 6, 2010

Preemptive Strike

The act of spraying air fresheners in public a restroom before taking a dump.

Man 1: That was a delicious taco.
Man 2: Sure...just make sure you do a preemptive strike before hitting the crapper.

by notwebster January 20, 2014

preemptive puller

Someone who tries to open a car door before it's unlocked, making the driver have to unlock it again just for them.

Stop being a preemptive puller, it's annoying.

by M. Kempson December 28, 2005

Preemptor

A person who puts their hand on their nose before releasing flatuance, and therefore preempted their flatulance.

Laura is a preemptor

by canadiantina November 25, 2006

preethi chandran

a person who habitually poses with her face at an angle convinced that it brings out our beauty in full splendor

Mary: I have a zit on my right cheek! I can't take that photo

Jessica: Dummy! Do a preethi chandran!

Mary: Yay yay yay!

by ehass May 15, 2013

preemptive rebound

Cheating on your significant other knowing that the relationship is ending soon anyways. Often used as a loophole to rationalize how it is not in fact cheating

"Dude did you cheat on Brittany?"
"No man, I'm going to break up with her soon anyways, it was just a preemptive rebound"

by SwaggerK June 8, 2014