Post Her Up

The act of getting behind a woman and putting 1 leg up on an object that is higher than the ground, as to make her legs spread open from behind for easier leverage.

Yo Dawg, last night I was chillin with this chick and she was a freak, dawg. I post her up on a kitchen stool.

You wouldnt post her up, dawg? Tell me you wouldn't post it up! Real talk?

by Sancho_Sam February 18, 2010

Post Break-Up Sex

The type of sex that you have with someone else when you just broke up with your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Rachel decided to have post break-up sex with her close friend Dan so she could try to forget about her ex.

by thatGirlwiththehair March 29, 2011

post break up syndrome (PBUS)

1. when you have just dumped or been dumped, and you are feeling majorly low, and all you wanna do is sit around and cry and eat chocolates and strangle the teddy bear he gave you...

2. if you've just been parted from something you majorly love, and you're really down about it.

"dude...i'm suffering from PBUS"

"damn it! i can't believe i'm not the play is over, i'm having theatre PBUS!"

by converse_kid February 19, 2004

post break up syndrome (PBUS)

when ur so bummed about just bein dumped by the person you loved, that you start acting like a total retard

"hey evrybody listen to this" (bends over and farts)

by giz May 24, 2004

Straight up posted

Straight up posted is where you look really good. It comes from when you have a really good-looking photo and post it online.

Man 1: You look really good
Man 2: Yeah, straight up posted
Man 3: Thanks guys

by Rupertpembot January 11, 2023

Posted up

To pose against something in a sexually enticing or slutty way usually showing the back side. Like a comfy lean presenting one's ass.

Damn he's really just posted up with all that cake.

by Couldnt be anonymous November 8, 2023

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich

Doing a gagiggle fuck without nutting

Posting yo schloink up in dat bich

by Official word Nugget November 20, 2023