Porta Potty blow out

when a man knocks the bottom out of at least 3 women at the same time in a porta potty ""doing BIG things "
Last time I had a Porta potty blow out i caught Ghonerhiaia and also got a shit load of STDS and hot dose of a cock tail s
by lolha the stank fajita October 02, 2022
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porta quivo

Porta quivo roughly translates to "bring me here' however, a hot group of italian girls from the suburbs of Chicago usues the term universally. You can say it with any sentance, always used in a postive way. Most commonly used after the sentance ends.
"i just got engaged, porta quivo!"
"You look so cute today, porta quivo!"
"can you hand me the tv remote? Porta quivo"
by ciaobella22 December 05, 2023
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Porta John

The biggest nigga you ever met. Smells like a absolute piece of dog ass. Chill homie but sucks dick.
Damn Porta John, when’s the last time you took a shower you fat fuck.
by Sillyboy69 October 16, 2022
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Porta John

The fattest and most stinky mother fucker you have ever met.
Damn Porta John, get your fat ass in the shower you smell like dog ass.
by Sillyboy69 October 16, 2022
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Porta-Pottyama

trying to hold your breath for the duration of your use of the Porta-Potty due to the smell

Pranayama is breath control
The Stench of the Porta-Potty was vile: I could either become one with the Stench, as Yoda had taught me, or hold my breath. I chose the latter.

My Porta-Pottyama failed me, though, as I finally had to suck in a huge breath -- my sensory sensations then feasted on the filth of fermenting human waste.
by Ae5Ea8 April 03, 2017
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porta-beans

A hydraulic Jack (porta-power) in a state of maximum force exertion (full beans). Often directly connected to the act of exceeding the recommended weight capacity “cause a cunt hair more will do her nice.”
That bitch pin is stuck stuck, better grab the porta-beans.
by Chopchoo May 28, 2024
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Porta-trotty

The funny run-walk you do when you've left it too long before going to the toilet at an outdoor event, such as s music festival, where The only toilets are porta-loos/porta-pottys.
They could all see me on the brow of the hill making a hop, skip, dash for the loo with my knees fused together so as to not release the krappen. It was my most painful porta-trotty experience.
by Trainingvideo September 22, 2017
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