pooter

slang term for your A-hole.

When the river runs red, take the pooter trail.

by Christopher james bueler May 13, 2005

pooter pie

another word for vagina

Tyler: Whatcha doin tomorrow?
Chris: I'm gonna get ma dick wet with some pooter pie.

by Tyler Feddersen May 8, 2008

pooter askew

The Pooter Askew (scientific name- AssCheese Pooderferous) is a rare species of human being, only one is known to exist in the entire world and resides in a small town commonly refered to as Tiverton. The Pooter has an attraction to all things ugly, including fat bitches, ugly bitches, ugly fat bitches or just bitches. It is believed that this attraction has stemmed from an evolutionary need to get whatever he can get and ride that ass like it's the commonly known species D-Shab. The call of the Pooter is a mix of low end and mid ranged tones played using a thumb and pointer finger on almost any stringed instrument, placed over unnecesary time signatures such as 68/42 (By use of time warp). Finally, the trait most identified with the Pooter Askew is his over all sissyness, infact it has become a way to identify someone who is too afraid to do something simple however naughty in nature.

Person 1: "Dude what's your problem you're acting like a Pooter Askew"

by Malicous Melvin July 6, 2008

pooter

redneck term for pussy

girl, i need some pooter.

by peter parker April 30, 2003

Diddle the pooter

1)A form of playing with the anatomy of a vagina that arouses sensual and sexual feelings and pleasures.
2)What a guy wants to do when he reaches his hands down your draws.
3)Redneckology for fingering or dick teasing a pussy.

1)"So I took her home and diddled her pooter but I didn't make it to home plate."
2)"Girl you know that brother only wants to diddle the pooter"
3)"Dang, there's only one thing that look on a woman could mean.... He diddled the pooter and turned out to be a one-pump chump."

by Bird Dog December 11, 2006

cooter pooter

A woman that queifs often, resulting from large amounts of air in the cooter aka vagina.

That bitch queifs so much we call her cooter pooter.

by Ryan16 October 4, 2005

Pittsburgh Pooter

Upon completion of intercourse with his girlfriend, the boyfriend ejaculates on his girlfriend's stomach and on her inner thighs. He then proceeds to stick his naked ass in her face, rip a huge, wet fart, while yelling "ITS OVER BITCH!" It is a common practice in the Pittsburgh area to break up a relationship.

Paul: I couldn't stand my girlfriend anymore. She pushed me over the edge, so I ended it.

Mike: Did you do what I told you to?

Paul: Ah, hell yeah! I nutted all over her and then gave her the old Pittsburgh Pooter!

by Harry Paratestees April 26, 2008