Pooty

a crazy nickname used when in a confusing situation

What now, pooty?

by rachel October 26, 2003

pootie

1. One who takes pride in matters of flatulence and/or excrement.
2. Kommisioner of Metairie Playground Football, known for unusually high socks.

Pootie once displayed his catheter to me, and then let flee a fart as loud as a thunderclap.

by Petey Wheatstraw March 14, 2003

Pooty

hot bitches, usually virgins

yo man lets go to the mall and find some pooty

by randddy June 28, 2009

pooty

shitty.

shit = poo, therefore, shitty = pooty.

"Man, I can't go to the concert tonight."
"Pooty."

by sillyxgirl December 6, 2006

pooty

lesbian with a mommy kink

“I love when my girlfriend calls me mommy..”
“Okay pooty 😂”

by lallala April 6, 2021

pootie

1) One who poots. 2)A small Norwegian fish.

I caught one hell of a pootie!

by M. Poote January 19, 2008

pooty

When you crap in your pants.

David did a big pooty when he tried to fart.

by Kikaider January 2, 2004