poot

hayley: OMFG!!!! THAT IS THE BEST POOT I HAVE EVER SEEN I WANT TO BUY IT AND MAKE LOVE TO ITS SWEET VISAGE

all: (chanting) POOT POOT POOT POOT

poot by jenny nimmo September 18, 2005

poot

A fart caused not by digestion, but by the forcing of air into the colon by anal sex

A: "It's so embarrassing when I poot while we're having sex, but I can't help it."
B: "What's a poot?"
A: "It's like a queef from your butt."
B: "Isn't that just a fart?"
A: "No it's different."

poot by Matilda Bbl December 5, 2014

Poot

1. Exclaimation when you score a point by putting your arm through a "natural circle" in the opponent's body, typically when they are standing with their hands on their hips, and you approach from the rear.
2. The game. It has so far lasted two years. We don't know the score. We have no idea who is playing, and who isn't.

"Poot!"

Poot by Steve Lewis July 29, 2003

Poot

a girl's pussy; derogatory word refering to females.

Jarod this campus is full of poot.

You are a poot stain.

Poot by Mikey Peck September 15, 2003

pooT

A nickname giving to the activity of playing Modern Warfare 2 Or Call of Duty Black Ops. Also the most ridiculous, amazing clan on Black Ops. Spelled pooT. Pronounced poo-ty.

What are you doing tonight?

I'm headed home to get my pooT on.
pooT den?

Damn straight!

pooT by Sporto699 May 11, 2011

Poot

care

"I don't even poot."

Poot by Potato4life January 16, 2018

Poot

(1)
A shortened form of Pootis.
Better used for repetition as onomatopoeia.

(2)
A verb form of Pootis.

(1)
Heavy: (Takes out Pootis Gun and opens fire)
Pootis Gun: POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT-

(2)
From "Meet the Pootis Bird"
Pootis Bird: ...She weighs 150 kg and POOT $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to POOT this weapon, for 12 seconds.

Poot by LithiumLanthanumNitrogen6738 December 11, 2020