Poorranty

When your man toys are old and broken with expired warranties and your broke ass has no money; your shit is now under "poorranty".

Lyle: Dude, Is that the old VCR your grandmother gave you when we were in the sixth grade?

Eric: Yes, it is 20 years old almost a collectors item.
Lyle: Does that old ass shit missing two knobs even work? Why don't you get it fixed?
Eric: Shut tha fuck up, it's going to be a little while because it's under "poorranty"

by dirtybharry September 14, 2009

Poorganised

Never being prepared for something, but usually declaring to others that you've got everything you need.

Looks like Jared forgot his wallet again. I guess I'm going to have to cover it, even though tonight was 'on him'. Man, that dude is so poorganised...

by Lexodus August 4, 2010

Poorgatory

That period when you've spent all the money from your last paycheck and are waiting for the next one to come; when you can't do or buy anything

Mark: is Tony coming to the concert?
Al: No, he's home, he's in poorgatory. Can't pay for shit.

Mark: Dang

by partypooper69 May 26, 2014

Poowanise

To transfer something into the state of being a poowan.

Hey dude, look at that guy over there. I'm totally gonna poowanise him.

by Willeth Slatter April 14, 2019

poorgami

A broke togami.

Did you hear Byakuya Togami lost his money?

Well, he’s now a poorgami.

by Gontas fat fingers February 12, 2021

Chef Pooryardee

Proper noun for when you don't have enough money to buy or make legit meals so you end up combining different foods together that probably shouldn't go together to create a meal.

Nate was considered "Chef Pooryardee" when he made "ramenghetti" for dinner one night. (Ramenghetti is a mixture of ramen noodles and $1 pasta sauce from the local Hy Vee).

by Big Coxie March 8, 2023

poorbastardtarian

A person who physically can't eat meat for medical reasons. They love the taste and smell of meat and thus hate the label of vegetarian/vegan.

I will have the nut roast although I'd love the lamb but it would kill me because I'm a poorbastardtarian.

by @jennifergr8 June 26, 2016