Pony

A Pony is a fanboy of Playstation,2,3,4 ect... Usually will brag about how much better it is then Xbox. Even though both the Playstation and Xbox are equally great systems.

Guy1: Xbox sucks.
Guy2: Dude you're such a pony.

by Mr. HappySauce May 25, 2014

pony

The mini bottled beers. AKA- grenades- Generally a product by Mickey's out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

I don't want the whole bottle, probably just a pony.

by sfarag May 9, 2005

Pony

A pony is a man who everyone one wants cause he is all pretty but then they realise how fucking useless it is cant compare to a war horse or a stalion and colt with it's weak physical aspect small dick and overall lack luster personality

"Do you know that new kid aaron?"
"Yeah"
"He's such a fucking"pony
"Yeah like honestly I need my self a stalion"
I need my self a war horse

by Big chappo October 24, 2018

Pony

A word with the same meaning as pinny, small penis, used discretely to prevent teachers or authority figures from finding out what is being talked about.

Greg likes Kerry riding his pony although he cannot feel it due to its unhumainly small size.

by Yuppie November 4, 2004

Pony

A person who participates in erotic roleplay as a pony, horse or other type of equine. Used in conjunction with the activity itself: "ponyplay".

She likes pulling a cart as a pony.

by CabbyD November 17, 2013

pony

slang for a Ford Mustang, an older muscle car that was quickly replaced and outshined by the Pontiac Firebird.

Man, your firebird just smoked that pony.

by The Vince December 1, 2003

pony

1. something used to cheat in class

2. a small bell shaped liquor glass

They tried to offer a pony, but I turned it down.

by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2011