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Platongay

A platonic relationship between a straight person and a gay person that will always be non sexual.
My guy friend and I went away together for the weekend and of course we forgot to sleep together because our relationship is strictly platongay
by Sparklecake July 2, 2015
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The Ms. Plato Paradox

The Ms. Plato paradox is whenever you have a teacher who gives you a bunch of work, decides BEFOREHAND not to grade any of it, but complains to her students and teacher friends about having a bunch of work to grade.
Dude our english teacher just gave us a bunch of assignments that aren't for a grade, but she's complaining about having a bunch of work to grade, i think she's stuck in the Ms. Plato Paradox.
by imdeadbro January 20, 2022
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homo-platonic

A state of not wanting to date someone (of the same gender), but still wanting to have a platonic relationship of loving someone and maybe even cuddling with them.
Even though I'm gay and she's really awesome, I don't really want to date her. I'd rather just have a homo-platonic relationship with her.
by your fellow meme March 19, 2017
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Platonic

1) A type of love that is non-sexual.

2) A word Harry/Hermione shippers don't understand and/or ignore the meaning of.
Harry/Hermione shipper: OMG HARRY AND HERMIONE ARE SO MEANT TO BE!!! NOT THAT IDIOT RON AND THAT OBSESSIVE SLUT GINNY!!!

Me: Oh my god, stop being so delusional. Harry and Hermione's love for each other is entirely platonic, and if you read the books, you would see that Harry and Ginny as well as Ron and Hermione are meant to be.
by stefanvh October 24, 2014
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platonic

A pure basic friendship with the opposite sex. Nothing more than a spiritual relationship. Expressing nonphysical love
by YoYOdawgg September 8, 2009
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plakomouni

grinding of vaginas normally done by lesbians but more exciting when done by bi-curious women
Paris Hilton and Nicki Ritchie enjoy plakomouni whenever they can find time away from the cameras
by The power of plakomouni May 13, 2005
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Platonic Friend

A very close friend of any gender. Everyone thinks you are dating, or at least flirting a little. F.eks. Dan and Phil (Danisnotonfire & Amazingphil) The are Platonic Soulmates, which means that they aren't "Dating soulmates" but Platonic soulmates, because they aren't dating, but best friends.

Both men and women can have a plantonic friend, and everyone can be a platonic friend. Its "uni gender"
by ullakrussedulla December 5, 2015
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