by GeeRam December 27, 2011
Get the Piblet mug.Similar to doggy style, the boar while having sex (which he probably paid for) with the sow in mud and fecal matter then starts talking dirty to the sow and slaps her in her curly tail saying "Oh yeah, you like that filthy swine!" The sow freaked out tries to run from the boar but she is single hoofudly subdued. As he places his truffle locator to the wind and his shamefully proportioned pork loin ins the sow's shop vac sized vaginal cavity (works wet or dry). He scents a oncoming squad car. His hooves beats a disgraceful retreat but the boar is effortlessly subdued in a Hardees parking lot. The pig demands to know the boars middle name. Inevitably the boar relinquishes his embarrassingly retarded yet incredibly ironic middle name, 'barnyard'. In hysterical disbelief the pig requests the boar to reiterate his answer. With tears streaking down his mud caked cheeks the boar repleted even louder and more disgracefully "BARNYARD!" With dispatch and the pig holding their bellies with laughter the boar contemplates suicide for the third time today. So ends the daring, yet tragically doomed, sexual maneuver known only as the 'piglet'.
by The Real Niggers' Pope October 20, 2008
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An Australian $5 note.
(It's kinda pink coloured)
Every Australain note has a name (see pavarotti/tenner, lobster, pineapple, treefrog)
(It's kinda pink coloured)
Every Australain note has a name (see pavarotti/tenner, lobster, pineapple, treefrog)
by Diego June 24, 2003
Get the piglet mug.(noun) It’s a roller derby persona with conflicting styles, often comes up with good ideas but they are mostly likely to get you locked up or in some sort of trouble that you never saw coming, positive, funny, cute, but has been compared to the devil on more than one occasion.
Milkstud Piglets have bad ideas.
How many colors does that piglet have on? Its making my eyes bleed?!?!
How many colors does that piglet have on? Its making my eyes bleed?!?!
by gonnagetu1 February 3, 2010
Get the Milkstud Piglet mug.A perverted little thing, with triangular ears. Gender unknown. Married to Rihanna, and loves chocolate. Has 400 kids. He eats toes, and hates mars. Favorite ride: blender. Never does what he's told: Naughty thing. Best friend of Pooh Bear, but secretly wants to kill him and is plotting to take over the hundred acre woods!
by Cat and Cookies and Bunnies! July 8, 2009
Get the Piglet mug.After anal sex and cumming in someones ass you quickly stick your nose into their asshole and blow air into it until they fart out cum.
You better be giving me a dirty piglet after this Alaskan Pipeline.
My boyfriends big nose is wonderful for giving me Dirty Piglets.
My boyfriends big nose is wonderful for giving me Dirty Piglets.
by Kevin Baconstrips February 24, 2009
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