Pistachio Canoli

When a man shits into another mans mouth

The builder gave Rob a pistachio canoli which he hoovered up like a starving dog

by Big_jobbie April 13, 2021

Pistachio

Pistachios are bait used by naughty naughty people...

"He got offered pistachios, he's never been seen since.

by got assaulted by pistachios :( January 10, 2023

Pistachio ice cream

Ice cream that leans towards being homosexual in nature.

Ryan gray has a secret proloclivity of pistachio ice cream

by Generalpatton44 October 5, 2021

Pistachio

A person with an annoyingly high pitched voice.

He's such a pistachio when he sings.

by Enfix June 6, 2025

Pistachio

Pulling someone ponytail so they fall backwards

Shut up or imma Pistachio you

by Imnotatoad April 11, 2021

Taking the pistachio

Another way of saying "taking the piss" which means "are you serious?". This phrase came from the Irish television show, "Damo and Iver".

Friend: *does something stupid*
Me: Are you actually taking the pistachio?!

by Catherine Witch November 28, 2017

Tyler Pistachio

diabetes

don't be a Tyler Pistachio

by ILIKITWENUCALMEBIGPAPA November 7, 2017