pistachio joe

pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.

pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"

by frickhorses September 02, 2014

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The pistachio effect

When you have a tasty pistachio and have another one and are disappointed because it's not as tasty!!!!!

That's so good I'd better not have another, that's the Pistachio effect!!!

by Theoriginalsausagefingers December 01, 2021

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Tyler Pistachio

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don't be a Tyler Pistachio

by ILIKITWENUCALMEBIGPAPA November 08, 2017

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Pistachio

When you get that penis under that shell

Gimme some pistachio and figgy pudding

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Pistachio

A degusting nut that is eaten by old people. For some odd reason this nut is used in many different types of foods such as, ice cream, milk, candy, baked goods, bread, anything you can think of. There are even pistachio flavored gummie worms (who in the world is eating that garbage)

This pistachio is so good. The rich earthy flavor is soaking into mu tongue.

by Definitely a Certified Surgeon April 05, 2023

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