pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.
pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"
by frickhorses September 2, 2014

by Generalpatton44 October 5, 2021

A person with an annoyingly high pitched voice.
He's such a pistachio when he sings.
by Enfix June 6, 2025

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by Big_jobbie April 13, 2021

Performed when a woman sticks a pistachio up her vagina and uses a vibrator to heat it up to a crispy state.
by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018
