Piss-pantsed

transitive verb: To accidentally urinate in your pants despite being fully aware.

Oh shit, Johnny just piss-pantsed himself in the garden.

by gertzy8 September 26, 2008

Piss pangs

The burning sensation you feel on the inside of your dick when you have to pee really, really badly. Like little needles jabbing at your willy.

Guy 1- “Oh man I had to pee SO badly yesterday. I started to get piss pangs!”
Guy 2- “What the fuck is a piss pang?”

by pantaloon.exe May 26, 2019

Pussypants

A guy who always pussies out at the last second, someone who has no guts. Generally these idiots have no supporters or friends.

Jim: Hey dude Harry said he was gonna jump off his garage, but he just hid in his room.

Joe: Dude, what a Pussypants.

by wordfinder756 June 9, 2010

pussypants

A dude that acts like a big whining pussy, and you wonder if he has any testicles. He's probably hiding a big vagina down in his pants.

So what, you lost a few bucks. Suck it up, and stop being a pussypants.

The girls won't bite you buddy. Stop being a pussypants and go talk to them.

by Scottoooooo November 19, 2006

pisspants drunk

To be so under the influence of alcohol or drugs as to involuntarily piss your pants

Tom was pisspants drunk, and then we noticed.

by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

pisspants

The pee stain on men's pants after they take a piss.

Look at that dude - he's got pisspants!

by browndog July 16, 2008

pissypants

the act of being a pissy little arrogant know it all fuck. being an all around douchebag, having a bad temperment and being unpleasant in general for no reason other than being pissed that you suck at life

"I had an awful table that was so pissypants. I knew I wouldnt get a tip as soon as they sat down."

by MISSMAYHEM13 August 24, 2009