Pinecone phenomena

When you want to fuck your dead Nan but your dead fish tries to cock block you

The fish’s name has to be Barry for this to work

Hey Nan , wanna do the Pinecone phenomena

by 720tickshotter January 17, 2019

Urban Pinecone

When anyone, particularly a hobo, takes a dump in a city, the resulting poop is known as an Urban Pinecone.

Note: Unlike standard pine cones, Urban Pinecones do not need fire to fulfill their destiny, simply an inconveniently placed foot.

While walking downtown, Bob stepped on an Urban Pinecone. A miserable look crossed his face.

by MysteriousJ December 20, 2008

Pieboy

A guy who admires the shape of female genitalia.

There are leg men and breast men but I'm a pieboy myself.

by Diploma mill Doctor August 1, 2011

pinehole

A hole in a tree that is suitable for sexual intercourse.

I was camping out in the woods, horny, when I found a pinehole worth servicing ;).

by Eziquio C. December 14, 2014

Pinesol

1) n The world's oldest and most classic poison.

2) v To poison with the world's oldest and most classic poison.

1 - "Did you put Pinesol in my soup? ..Are you sure? My spleen feels funny.."

2 - "What's that lemon smell?"
"Oh..uh. I Pinesolled a guy and hid him in the basement."

by blickery August 5, 2008

pinecone

The kind of shit which involves tear-jerking pain and spiked feces coming out of your asshole. This is arguably the most horrible form of shit. It feels as if there is something slicing your bowels as you force it out of your bum.

"ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH"
"Johnny, are you okay?!"
"I HAVE PINECONES COMING OUT OF MY RECTUM, LEAVE ME ALONE!!"

by @____________________________@ November 5, 2009

Philidelphia Pinecone

When a couple is engaging in intercourse, paricualarry doggy style, and the rear partner takes a pinecone and shoves it in the anus or vagina, and then drop kicks it. May and probably will cause Anal or Vaginal bleeding.

Jane: "John, not so rough."
John: "I'll show you rough."
*inserts pinecone*
Jane: "Owwwwh, what was that?"
John: "You'll see."
*drop kicks pinecone*
Jane: "OWWWWHHHH!!!, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, It's over!!!"
John: Finally that bitch left, but SHIT, I have blue balls now!!!

Jim: "Dude did you listen to me and give your girlfriend the Philidelphia Pinecone?"
John: "Yah bro thanks alot, it actually worked, but I have blood on my sheets now."

by Tom Progression October 3, 2008