pompous prick

someone who thinks they are the shit, gods gift to the world when indeed they are no where near anything to that.

Samantha Anne is a mondo pompous prick

by j, March 10, 2009

Golf prick

A smug looking bastard, usually well groomed with a possible fake tan and a mandatory visor. Resembles or actually is someone who takes recreational golf too seriously. Best exemplified by Oklahoma State Cowboys football coach Mike Gundy.

Mike Gundy is a man, he's 40, and sure looks like a golf prick.

by HookahHorns February 25, 2009

Prickology

The science behind the study of men who are pricks

It takes a prickology expert to describe my ex-boyfriend

by onlyreword January 27, 2008

Prickly Puss

A vagina with a rough 5 O'Clock shadow.

Jen forgot to shave before her date with her new fling. Luckily she got drunk enough to have sex and forgot about her prickly puss. Her date however, did notice when he got rug burn on his face and crotch.

by Gutter beer May 20, 2010

Prickly Bitch

A comical insult used when one is being prickly and or a bitch. Also used when someone resembles a cactus.

For extra emphasis, refer to Prickly Cactus Ass Bitch

Alex - "I'm tired of playing this game, can we play something else instead?"

Brandyn - "Stop being such a prickly bitch."

by Alsabo April 3, 2015

Prick Relation

Australian slang for a relative that isn't related by blood but only by marriage. i.e. brother in-law, cousin in-law, parents in-laws, basically all in-laws...

Me : " Geez mate that brother in-law of yours is a complete dickhead for getting absolutely pissed as a fart at the BBQ then trying to set the cat on fire. You must be really proud he's family...."
Jono : "Fuck off yer wanker pull your head in he's a Prick Relation...."

by Juscath June 17, 2019

Douche Prick

Douche Prick is the best word to describe someone who is SO much worse than just a douche he is a mixture of both douchebag and prick. Use this word when you are angry but really need to hold back on the swear words. Perfect for public situations. If need be, you can shorten the word to just DP if children or unappreciative audiences are nearby.

1. That guy who wears pink popped collared shirts is such a douche prick!!

2. Your ex-boyfriend is such a douche prick!!

3. My boss is such a douche prick!!

by Douchepricked too many times September 11, 2009