Philip is an amazing young lad who is Scottish and hates sluts. Especially those in his grade
He is high achieving and judges everyone.
Philip has a short penis however can be wielded wisely so that it is a magical schlong sword
Philip loves dogs. especially bull terriers.
Philip prefers slow, easy sex because he runs out of breath quickly.
He is high achieving and judges everyone.
Philip has a short penis however can be wielded wisely so that it is a magical schlong sword
Philip loves dogs. especially bull terriers.
Philip prefers slow, easy sex because he runs out of breath quickly.
by ilovephillip February 05, 2018
A small little gay man. Who’s most likely to run over your dog and steal your house. He can’t be loved.
by Ihatephilipandgage December 05, 2018
The most amazing person you will ever meet. Tall dark and handsome, sweet and kind. Usually has a manly beard.
by missphilly August 07, 2011
by aleshialovesphilip January 28, 2009
Usualy philips have tiny dicks, they always try to show off what they dont have and try to impress any girls even if their ugly
by Blabla lol March 28, 2019
Noun (n):
The proper name for a man who loves an amazing woman with constancy and passion. Philips are smart and funny, but not above a little stupidity. Their noses tend to reflect the size of their... um... hearts and capacity for love. They also have trouble containing their feelings of love, which can burst out in odd ways; such as love bites. This example may, or may not, be evidence of vampiric tendencies. But in either case having a little antiseptic handy is never a bad idea when involved with a Philip.
Verb (v):
To love or to act as a Philip.
The proper name for a man who loves an amazing woman with constancy and passion. Philips are smart and funny, but not above a little stupidity. Their noses tend to reflect the size of their... um... hearts and capacity for love. They also have trouble containing their feelings of love, which can burst out in odd ways; such as love bites. This example may, or may not, be evidence of vampiric tendencies. But in either case having a little antiseptic handy is never a bad idea when involved with a Philip.
Verb (v):
To love or to act as a Philip.
by SantaP December 13, 2010
Philips are amazing boys, the type that every girl wants. They’re usually blonde or dirty-blonde haired, with really big brown eyes. But no matter how they look, something about them drags the girls to them. They’re exceptionally good singers and are really athletic. They are kind, caring, and the perfect boyfriend. Often they’re vertically challenged (short) but that shouldn’t stop any girl from liking him any less. What are you waiting for? Go out and get yourself a Philip!!
Girl 1: OMG did you see that boy?!? The really cute one, with the big brown eyes and blonde hair???
Girl 2: oh ya, he must be a Philip
Girl 2: oh ya, he must be a Philip
by Imsuchaboringperson February 19, 2019