Percussionist

The professional asshole of the band. Cymbals, the grunts if the section, are responsible for getting the higher caliber percussionists' stands and music. Snares, the drive of the section, hit each others sticks out of their hands, turns off one anothers' snares, and blames the cymbals for mistakes. Likes hitting rimshots as loud as possible even when not appropriate. Quints or Quads, have the biggest egos of the section and tend to boss everyone around. Also Bass Drums. Who really just serve as targets for the Snares or the Quints' sticks.

Percussionists-Snare: Cymbals! Stop fucking around and get back on beat!
Quints: We are so great that we dont even need a director. All other instruments are inferior.
Cymbals: Pancakes!
Bass: STOP HITTING MY DRUM

by Drumlover May 20, 2016

Prussian Power Wank

A Prussian Power Wank is defined as a man of full or partial germanic ancestry wanking extremely quickly to the picture of a famous german figure

Don't worry about hans hes having a prussian power wank

by Prussian Power Wank May 26, 2015

Percussive education

The fine art of bludgeoning a student in order to encourage them to learn faster.

Similair in concept to Percussive Maintenance, but appplied to a person rather than an inanimate object.

The users have asked the same damn question for the hundredth time, perhaps a little 'Percussive education' will help them remember the answer

by Ivan Scattergood January 18, 2008

Prussian Mudflap

During the immense stresses of coitus when a shart, or worse a bout of diarrhea, emerges from the asshole and dribbles delicately down the rear of the scrotom.

Yo, it's never a good idea to have Taco Bell before sex- it can lead to a Prussian Mudflap.

by Beatmeatyeet7 August 10, 2017

Prussian Blue

a mediocre white nationalist folk band comprised of twin sisters Lamb and Lynx Gaede. They have fucked up beliefs that they were born into due to the teachings of their white nationalist mother who may be the most horrible person since hitler. Their music is not overtly hateful and doesn't sound too bad even though it is passionless, boring, and mediocre.

prussian blue has a belief system I don't agree with but they do have some musical talent.

by heavy metal machine September 11, 2009

Percussion Captain

Also known as the drum captain, the percussion captain makes sure percussion has all the instruments needed for the concert that is not taking place at school.

"'Person :)!' is the percussion captain of Honors band! She's SO cool. :D"

by Person :)! September 11, 2009

percussion code

The best banon account on twitter. Run by someone awesome.

Hey did you see Percussion Code's tweet yesterday? It was awesome.

by Superior Trumpet February 19, 2014