by Rok Starr December 29, 2007

A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!
1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.
by Chris May 13, 2005

faithful wait by a wife for the return of her husband, who has been away for quite a long time. From Penelope, who waited for the return of her husband Odysseus from the Trojan War for the solid ten years.
She has been waiting for the return of her hubby from jail for the last nine years. It is like Penelope's wait.
by uttam maharjan July 30, 2010

Beautiful girl, very graceful
by DarlingDraco June 16, 2017

penelope garcia is the best person ever, she is in criminal minds. she is the most loveable person ever and she can do no wrong. everyone feels loved and safe around her
person 1: i think taissa farmiga is the best person ever
honey: false! the best person ever is penelope garcia 😁
person 1: what about jennifer aniston?
honey: no, it is only penelope garcia, and it will always be her
honey: false! the best person ever is penelope garcia 😁
person 1: what about jennifer aniston?
honey: no, it is only penelope garcia, and it will always be her
by thesecondbestpersonafterMitchR August 26, 2021

by absentmind November 12, 2011
