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pendical is a penis that gang bangs turds.
by Bizky Weedman September 9, 2003
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Pending for Life

This is the sentence judged to be neither cruel nor unusual to certain types of people who request to be your friend on Facebook. These types of people include people you "knew" in middle school or high school, people you "recognize" from a class, or someone who paid close attention to you during your introduction at a recent party. It may also include people you don't want knowing your general information or what you do from time to time, which may include family, ex's, or chaunces.

What happens to these people is you never respond to their friend request because you don't want to be their friend and you don't want them to either 1) know you declined them or 2) be able to request you again. They then spend the remainder of their life pending, while you hope they assume you have a buildup of requests that you generally don't respond to.
1) Someone friended me on Facebook that I know only because I hear him breathing heavy in my PSYCH 111 class everyday, he is definitely pending for life.

2) I like posting my drinking stories on my status all the time; so sorry Mom, you're pending for life!

3) Alex: Yo Ben, isn't this that bitch I said 'hi' to last week who ended up puking all over Evan's new couch like 30 minutes later?

Ben: Ya I think so, why the hell is she adding you on Facebook?

Alex: I don't know bro, I never thought she would be able to remember me, she is for sure pending for life.
by A. Boogy January 8, 2010
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penditch

cross between pendeja and bitch
Stop being such a penditch and share your cookies with me!
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Pending Unfriending

When someone you're friends with on a social network takes too much of an interest in their profile (generates an excessive amount of posts) or in your profile (generates an excessive amount of comments on your profile), and you contemplate terminating the "friend" status.

Contemplation can also be due to terminated relationships, etc.
Girl 1: Oh my God... Becky is so annoying on Facebook. She comments on like, ALL of my pictures.

Girl 2: I know, right! Right now she's Pending Unfriending.
by chocoprincess116 July 28, 2012
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Penchi

Hey is that the famous Penchi!!
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pendictive

Pendictive is an ubiquitous adjective, widely recognized among scholars and in academics for use in all sorts of discourse. It must be stressed that this word is very much real. The adjective is unique in its property of being universally appropriate and applicable as a description of the universe as a whole and/or all its entities.
Me: *perfected british accent* "That's a bit pendictive, innit?"

You: *another outstanding british accent* "Yeh, I'd say so"
by hi friend smile November 4, 2020
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pending alerts

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you have pending alerts go to the main menu - TF2
by Tf2fan September 13, 2021
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