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Small pedestrian penis

Get the fuck away from me dear God no please
He has a small pedestrian penis help no
by Creep May 13, 2021
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Pedestrian

The people who walk on the sidewalk, including attractive chicks (beautiful women).
Guy: Dude!!! Look at those pedestrians!

Another Guy: Who?

That Guy: The chicks! I mean those girls!
by MidTRahX_303 February 25, 2023
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Pedestrian

People who look like an everyday person, nothing special about them. Until they start doing what they can do best. He or she has a vibe or flow in which he/she couldt be walking around, moving into their talent and continue walking. Like its their natural life.
You move like a pedestrian.
by Wandelwandering January 6, 2019
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Pedestrian Grilled Cheese

When you take one slice of pepperjack cheese and one slice of Colby Jack cheese and put it on a bitch’s tits and walk your cock and balls across her chest
Yo did u pedestrian grilled cheese that shawty last night or what?
by Sandyclams January 15, 2024
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Pedestrian

Anything to describe something slow and extremely casual and or boring.
Uhhh that was the most pedestrian day in school ever! We had to take 16 exams for our 8 classes.
by Knmagor June 24, 2023
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pedestrian muncher

1. an oversized SUV or pickup truck with a high hood, native to rich American suburbia. The driver's vision immediately in front of the car is restricted by the hood, endangering pedestrians that attempt to cross in front of the vehicle; the hood can sometimes be high enough that a collision with a pedestrian impacts the torso instead of the legs, increasing deadliness to the pedestrian by several times. Bonus points if the vehicle looks capable of, or is advertised for, heavy work, but has never been used for it. Supertype of momster truck; compare compensator.

2. A person who drives such a vehicle, particularly in a densely populated area such as a city. Subtype of asshole; compare BMW driver.
"Damn, bro, look at the size of that truck..."
"Fucking pedestrian munchers. They come in from suburbia and clog up the streets -"
(thirty minutes of kvetching ensues.)
by starcell__ June 25, 2025
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