snow_patroled

bitter and twisted little welsh girl who has no common sense and gets upset that she has no wordly knowledge and thinks its funny to mock those that do.Spends most of their time being nerdy and trying to name tunes and trying to be funny taking the piss out of people that spend their time doing what she does.

if someone is jealous of you for having more knowledge and being more worldly wise and they make a website trying to diss you, then you have been snow patroled

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

SNOW PATROLLED

When you're so off your face you can't even move or talk you are snow patrolled.
When you can't be moved however hard your friends try and onlookers ask if they should call an ambulance you are really fucking snow patrolled.

"She was so fucking snow patrolled we just had to leave her lying there. Don't suppose you had heard anything from her in the last few days?"

by Imogen and Hollie February 28, 2009

achilles and patroclus

really good friends...

my history teacher: achilles and patroclus were very close best friends
song of achilles readers:

by daughterofacop March 15, 2025

patoodles

Patoodles means anything and can not be bounded by the constraints of a single mere definition.
Bitch or bitchy.
A boy named Jordan.

Aye Patoodles get over here.
You're Patoodles.
That's Patoodles.

by Tj Macky September 22, 2016

paroplesie

To make Bjarty feel better, this is a real condition:

A defect in a Dutch umbrella.

From: Paraplu-lesie

Ah man, the umbrella I bought in Almere just stopped working. It's suffering from paroplesie.

by DAJOOTJE May 30, 2018

Patroller

Students who search for teachers to flirt / sleep with

Ruth was watching as the patroller was sexually talking to the teacher

by Ally Blackwell January 25, 2019

partycles

Hey Kat. Ligma DAB

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partycles for mod 2021

by delasean July 22, 2021