Patch

A person with red hair accompanied by, but not limited to, red pubic hair. Usually pale skinned and freckled. Someone who looks like a walking talking Cabbage Patch Kid.

Jim: I saw a particularly grotesque patch leaving the church on Palmer St. the other day.

Mick: What was a patch doing in church? It's not like they have a soul to be saved anyway...

Jim: Word.

by The Zaric October 15, 2011

Patched

To be severely beaten by means of a patch-bay

Yo that MC was talkin shit to his producer and his producer patched him real quick-like for running his mouth...

by Hurt Reynolds: The Main MotherFucker April 20, 2007

Patched

Getting Turnt, partying hard with illegal substances, getting drunk

I'm ready to get so patched at the party on Friday

by Ghetto girl May 14, 2015

Patched

To be raped by a girl known in many circles as "The Patch"

Harris "Dude! who did you take home last night?"

Billy "I got patched"

by Henry Ferrari January 16, 2009

Patch

Rages like nothing you've ever seen. Gets er done to say it nicely. Is known to throw up the horns (preferably the double) if the situation calls for it. A true born valley boy, reps the valley till the end. Always up for a little ass in the computer lab. If found in close proximity to a SHA, you can be sure he'll have BB.

Ladies, I just scored myself a DR boy; and not just any I got Patch.

by DRdingo April 13, 2011

patching

when a man starts becomes so pussy wiped his penis fully retracts and replaced with a patch of hair

nick: you heard what happened to dave?

joe: what?

nick:he started going through patching

joe: ouch

by edilla February 8, 2010

piece of patch

A phrase usually uttered by men, meaning "To get laid."
The "patch" refers to a woman's pubes.

As said by John Travolta's character in The General's Daughter: "Risking it all for a piece of patch."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 29, 2014