Harry Palmer

A non-alcoholic beverage that is prepared using half iced tea and half semen.

dude i got 50 bucks to drink a harry palmer last night!!

by Bubblegumjones September 5, 2012

palmer housing

To walk in a very gingerly and deliberate fashion because of swollen and painful feet or just plain old "bad" feet. Not to be confused with shuffling, this term originated down south in the 1920s-30s-40s. Redd Foxx and Richard Pryor often used this colorful rare word. Origin unknown.

Look at that old man over there palmer housing. His corns must be killing him.

by Rita Pastormerlo June 22, 2007

Sticky Palmer

When someone interlocks hands with another person and masturbates with both of their hands at the same time; It is like an Arnold Palmer because its half-and-half... Plus it makes your hand sticky

OMG! Jared is giving Adam a Sticky Palmer! Awesome!

by Keestaredam September 21, 2012

royal palmer

A type of handjob, performed either solo or by another party, in which the shaft is gripped by one hand while the other hand vigorously rubs its palm over the tip or "crown" of the penis in a circular motion.

After a rough day, Ron decided to treat himself with a Royal Palmer.

by Loose Foose February 10, 2014

Walter Palmer

A piece of shit that murders animals for no other reason than fun. he also a dentist, nobody likes those scary fucks.

1. news: a man called Walter Palmer hired someone to kill a famous lion for 50, 000$
Lions: What a piece of fuck, i would fucking rip him apart.

by bluesofthedead August 13, 2015

Harnold Palmer

An Arnold Palmer formed from Hard Lemonade and a hard iced tea. It is distinguished from a John Daly by the use of a hard liquor other than vodka.

We need some Mike's Hard Lemonade and some Sweet Tea SoCo for some Harnold Palmers.

by mrjonb March 30, 2011

Hanna Palmer

An inbred goatlady from the backwoods of Southern Illinois. Featured on an episode of Hoarders. She collects chickens that she keeps in her house inside of rubbermaid tubs. She also has a variety of other types of livestock such as goats, turkeys, ducks, and pigeons.

Look at Cletus flirting with that goat, he is such a Hanna Palmer.

"I'm a cotton pickin', ridge runnin', stump jumper."-Hanna Palmer

by CougarStove January 24, 2011