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Ocular Penitration

When you skull fuck a girl in the eye aka an ej
I totally,totes ma gotes, got mad ocular penitration from that bitch with the eye patch
by STLballaG March 30, 2009
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ocular penitration

the scientific term for skull fucking.
were you rip out someones eye and then make sweet sweet love to the eye socket.
yo you wanna go ocular penitration someone tonight?.....pirates do it all the time.
by jesse tomasello December 17, 2008
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Ocular infidelity

Using your eyes to undress someone other than your partner. Generally done on the sly while with your partner.
I had some crazy ocular infidelity staring at those cheerleaders while Jen and I were at the game.
by BillHo June 1, 2011
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Perculating while ur ovulating

To have sexx while ur on ur period
Example 1 : "don't be perculating while ur ovulating!"

example 2 : "are you gonna be perculating thiss weekend??"
"yeaa but I'm ovulating."
"ohh so you gone be perculating while ur ovlutaing?"
"pretty muchh!"
by Bombbiiiee January 19, 2010
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Ovulation

Ovulation (Oh-vu-lai-sion), -noun, -verb.

Noun, (plural form: Ovulations)
Any crusty cake, e.g. brownie, which is made by a woman who is in the middle of her menstrual cycle

Verb, (Ovulate)
When a woman, or occasionaly a man, bakes any crusty cake, e.g. brownie, during his/hers/its menstrual cycle.
Noun:
Foreign Dude: Hey man, these taste awesome. Are they brownies?

Chill, Non-Foreign Dude: Nah, they are ovulations, my girlfriend made them, it was that time of the month anyway.

Verb:
Dude to another dude: My girlfriend is so great at ovulating, the brownies she can ovulate are simply the best.
by A Wise Guy You Know December 18, 2009
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Ocular Rectal Fistula

Diagnosis made when a patient overall has a shitty view on everything
Turns out you don’t have any illness or disorder at all, you just have an ocular rectal fistula.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023
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ovulating

To be used my the male gender to express a form of over excitement.
Listen dude, that's soo funny, I'm ovulating!
by Keltec September 11, 2006
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