by skymine123 December 3, 2024
Get the Empty out your pockets mug.Me: When do you come back from vacation?
Out of pocket person: I come back Wednesday, I leave at 5am from.the cabin and work at 11am.
Out of pocket person: I come back Wednesday, I leave at 5am from.the cabin and work at 11am.
by Tacovia June 15, 2018
Get the Out of pocket mug.by Suspect2456 December 29, 2016
Get the Out of pocket mug.When your friend disappoints you and upon telling them you're disappointed they proceed to threaten you by saying they'll shit on your front porch and blame it on your dog.
Me: I'm so disappointed with your unoriginal joke.
Friend: I'll shit on your front porch and blame your dog!
Me: That's out of pocket.
Friend: I'll shit on your front porch and blame your dog!
Me: That's out of pocket.
by notyourmeemaw August 3, 2021
Get the Out of pocket mug.Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024
Get the Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket mug.A term used, mainly by southern business men, to indicate they will not be available as usual. It's a stupid term, that is frown upon by people with intelligence. The term is often used by individuals that most people would describe as sociopaths.
My boss, the sociopath, had to take his wife to rehab this morning, he stated that he will be "out of pocket" most of the day.
by Buddballs January 18, 2018
Get the Out of Pocket mug.if an employee does something wrong like mess up a customer order, he goes out of his own pocket and pay something extra for their inconvenience of messing up their order, having to wait for a new order, wasting their time coming back and gas money. and being late for where ever they go. customers may not know this, thinking the company does this, but this is just a nice worker trying to make up for his mistake. probably new worker too.
i paid out of pocket because they didn't have enough money for their food, and ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGIHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL BLESS me, to bless others. especially when that little girl wanted that treat her mother couldn't afford.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 24, 2022
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