sore 'vanc-osers

The sore loser-ness of the city of Vancouver, exemplified following their pitiful 4-0 effort against the Boston Bruins on June 15, 2011.

"Our city just got disgraced by the underdog" "Yeah, how aboot we F up our city streets!"

(Boston onlookers) "They sure are some sore 'vanc-osers"

by BungaFiyah August 1, 2011

lake oswego

Conservative suburban bubble found near Portland, Oregon. Home to an algae-filled "lake," 7-11, and Bob.

Notable events include weekly DC and other quasi-legal activities, Frisbee Monday/Wednesday at 7:17, and drinking. Lots of drinking.

Town closes at 9:00 nightly, except on weekends. Then it's 9:15.

Also known as LO, Lake BigEgo, Lake NoNegro, The Bubble.

I'm so excited to get out of Lake Oswego in mere weeks!

by gregoe July 21, 2004

Oswego

Shit ass city of under 20,000 on the edge of Lake Ontario. Despite its historical successes, the city has evolved into slums galore and is now home to 3 area nuclear plants, mayors trading sex with little girls for drugs and money, lending cars to girl-friends (btw mayor is married), teachers give kids back their weed and the school administrators deal Meth. Also, where the police chief is a grand larcenist. The only true fame to the city is it's University which is the city's only untouched "gem"

(Linda) Yo where can we get some really affordable housing...
(Larry)Oswego!

by Sheriff Bonghole December 30, 2005

lake oswego

The best place to live in the whole fucking world. School uniforms are Juicy sweatsuits and Louis Vuiton backpacks. Vodka and crystal run freely in the drinking fountains. Who cares it's Lake Oswego. Every student is a genius, and they aint no racists. They actually WORSHIP black people...the 2 that go to the school anyways. Every sport wins at everything...it's LO. The girls are dime. One person in the history of the school had sex...she died. The ecstasy and alc aint no problem if you know what I mean. You can best find kids running around with their nannies, tubing on the lake, or visiting a vacation home. Teenagers are driving around their range rovers and Hummers PAST nine oclock trying to find parties and getting MIPed. Standard procedure. You can find the LOPO around every street corner looking like they're busy doing something important. Well, usually they're scouting out dangerous speeders driving 2 or 3 miles per hour over the speed limit. The average GPA is 4.0. It's Lake Oswego aka LO...the shit.

Charles: Dude what are we gunna do tonight?
Ryan: I don't fuckin know I have to finish my calculus homework. Then we should like hit up Clarissa's party on the lake. I think she found the key to their wine cellar.
Charles: That stuff is expensive, dude.
Ryan: Um...it's fucking Lake Oswego.
Charles: Oh ya, fuck yes.

Example 2:
Claire: Did you hear about Lizy?
Madeline: what?
Claire: She made out with a black guy.
Madeline: nu uh.
Claire: seriously.
Madeline: oh my god. that's fucking amazing

by Madelicious November 10, 2008

lake oswego

one of the wealthier suburbs of portland. while kids who go to lincoln, jesuit, or even west linn usually come from wealthier families than people who go to lake oswego or lakeridge, lake oswego is black balled as the spoiled rich place to be in oregon. most people are simple hated in this town for the fact that they are from lake oswego which is quite ridiculous. fact of the matter is its a nice suburb community that many people hate simply because they are jealous of it or have just been told, "oh you shouldnt like people from lake oswego"

oh your from lake oswego? i dont like you.

by pistol p3t3 December 29, 2007

Oswrathian

A newly found religion that believes the great god Oswrath created all the planets in boredom except Earth. He placed a different mythical creature on each and they all died. However on the last dinosaur on Mars ejaculated into space just before dying. Later the last unicorn on Venus ejaculated into space as well, also just before dying. The two separate wads of semen slammed into each other creating the most fertile planet... Earth. Along with Earth a man named Jimillama was created, he unfortunatly died but became the Sun. Oswrath seeing the newly formed planet created humans to inhabit the planet.

Oswrathian believes that all other animals are actually humans that have devolved and that humans are slowly devolving. According to Oswrilites (followers of Oswrathian) All humans will eventually devolve into lesser beings.

Oswrathian is an amazing religion.

by irgodlike January 5, 2009

Lake Oswego

Everything stated above is not completely true. Not everyone is rich, but it is a very nice place to live. It is extremely safe which makes it a wonderful neighborhood to live in. Lake Oswego's curfew is the exact same as all the other cities in Oregon, so there's no need to rip on it. It is stereotyped for something that it appears to be. Schools are very nice and kids get extremely good grades, making it an "exceptional" school. Just because someone lives there doesn't make them bratty and snobs. There just like you.

Girl: hey where do you live?
Boy: Lake Oswego
girl: oh that's cool, i heard it's really nice
Boy: yeah it is, but were just as normal as you
Girl: oh thats good!
Boy: yeah

by heey May 17, 2009