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ostrich syndrome

Denying or refusing to acknowledge something that is blatantly obvious as if your head were in the sand like an ostrich.
Guy: You know, I didn't see them kissing. I saw them canoodling in the library for hours but I had no idea he was cheating on you.

Girl: Really? Sounds like you've got the Ostrich Syndrome.
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ostrich-sheeple-lemmings

Ostrich-sheeple-lemmings are humans who figuratively bury their heads in the sand so they don't see, act like a herd of sheep, then herd themselves over a cliff like lemmings.
Jane called John an example of ostrich-sheeple-lemmings for refusing to face reality.
by fred ressler April 16, 2017
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Ostrich Munch

While engaged in doggy style sex, you randomly pull out and bury your face in her ass.
She was pleasantly surprised when he pulled out without warning and then dropped his mouth on her ass and assumed the Ostrich Munch!
by Phuda Singh January 10, 2012
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Ostrich Syndrome

Refers to an affliction that some people exhibit when they are confronted by social, political, or controversial issues be that in their personal life or outside; they would just rather ignore it or as the ostrich does, bury his head in the sand when confronted by danger hoping it will go away.
Too bad that Jim doesn't see the restructuring going on at work that will cost him his job. He's hoping it won't affect him, he has Ostrich Syndrome.
If you can't see the subterfuge going on in government, you probably have Ostrich Syndrome.
by Cryptic1 September 6, 2013
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Ostrich Juice

The liquid that comes out when you squeeze an ostrich
Steven: What do you want to drink?
Michael: oh, some Ostrich juice please
by GUIMACHINE123 March 19, 2014
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ostrich cock

One who has eaten large amounts of ecstasy and scratches one leg with his other. THe ostrich cock blurts random nonsense and listens to screwshop.
That thizzed out nigga over there looks like an ostrich cock.....I bet he's got some more skittles, dogg
by S-A-L June 19, 2007
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