Oozing with puss

When you feel so KUNT you're dripping with puss

"OOh bitch you're oozing with puss in this fitted gown"

by MsGoodPuss May 7, 2024

Ooze a blooper

The act of pooing in which the poo is roughly the consistency of soft serve yogurt, perhaps with toppings or perhaps without.

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“I need to ooze a blooper,” I told my wife, who rolled her eyes in response

by Japles P April 23, 2023

ooze pooze

it means anything you want it to

woah!!! look at that OOZE POOZE over there
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaagggg

by the ficus man November 23, 2023

Mr ooze

a kid in my class whos fat oozes out of his chair.

ewwwwwwwwww look mr oozes fat is oozing out of his chair

by BigHairyBurger December 5, 2019

Oozing

Doing something embarrassing or way too many times

Bro stop yapping so much. You're absolutely oozing right now

by rizzmu.hehe March 15, 2024

Oozing Ass Juice

An excessive amount of swass

Our homeboy Tyranitar has some of the worse oozing ass juice i've seen

by ASS EATTING JEW 69 May 6, 2018

SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)

Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.

T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?

Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..

T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.

Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.

by Stoney69 April 23, 2021