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one-legged Meg

A female who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes her mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The male counterpart is known as one-legged Greg
Meg:" Fuck! My hamstring locked up, oh dear Sally , please help me!"
Sally:"On it, one-legged Meg!"
by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023
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The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'
Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.
by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022
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one-legged dance

A slang term used for male masturbation.
I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.
by Nachtein February 14, 2012
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one-legged Greg

A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.
Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023
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One leg nigga

The "Underhoist Support Stand" which is widely used amongst mechanics is called "One leg nigga". Usually to provide temporary support for any parts during a repair procedure.
Hey bro! Gimme dat one leg nigga so it can hold the tranny slang for transmission.
by JorgeDart February 22, 2021
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happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.
How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick
by cat518 January 25, 2025
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one-legged

When you’re trying to sleep but it’s too warm for you to keep both feet under the blanket but too cold for you to keep them above the blanket so you keep one under one above
-How’d you sleep last night?

-One-legged!
by prisky April 11, 2022
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