Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!
by Benfea October 17, 2006
by benallirachelpreston October 26, 2011
Indisputably the best teacher ever.
by Pleb Pleb June 09, 2022
by ewsadbzudfshjd January 21, 2020
bro 1:Hey bro who u hanging with
bro 2: im hanging with sunny schultz
bro 1 : damn your one lucky man
bro 2: im hanging with sunny schultz
bro 1 : damn your one lucky man
by Dilldoeeater May 10, 2022
by Sublime55 June 26, 2010
Hey bro, where the hell is Dave? I thought he was coming too. Man.... did you just see him drive the other way? Yeah, I was going that way before we stopped here to eat. I thought he just took a wrong turn. He just finished the work I started. I guess he pulled a Dirty Schultz on us.
by A-8.5 November 03, 2010