Means "Oh Mary Jane", "Oh My Jesus", and "Oh My Jeremiah". Is used as an emphasizing reaction or reply to show you are surprised/frustrated from something you have heard or witnessed; as a sarcastic statement in a positive, fun, and unique way; and as a satisfactory statement/compliment to describe how dank your weed hit was. Is also just a more interesting way to say "OMG" to seem more mysterious and cool.

"OMJ! I agree, that's totally insane!"
"OMJ, I am so baked after just that one hit bruh!"
"OMJ, I bet" nods head ... (Definitely not in agreeance. I just don't want to argue/offend you)...

OMJ by LickTheRainbow222 September 29, 2022

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Old Man Jerry (OMJ)

When your working outside and you gotta take a huge shit, but there is no bathroom in site. So you drop your pants, lean up against the nearest house and make it rain. When you are finished you find a garden hose and wash it off.

Hey Patrick, where you been? I had to take a massive dump and was running around trying to find a bathroom..I couldn't hold it any longer so I had to pull an Old Man Jerry (OMJ)

Old Man Jerry (OMJ) by Rosh507 December 14, 2014

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omjf

Exclamation of outrage. Stands for:Oh My Jesus Fuck. Way more obscene than omg.

cindy: "do you smell that?"

tracy: "sorry, i totally just sharted."

cindy: "omjf you filthy whore why is your asshole so loose?"

omjf by jerry_at_rick June 27, 2010

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