When your getting pounded in the bed and you are being quiet and you don't want to let the parents know your having sex by moaning so you scream OINK ME DADDY
by Oink me April 9, 2017
When you slip your dick into a fat chick (boinking her) who isn't expecting it, causing her to involuntarily let out a little "oink". She must be fat. And she must be sweaty. This is similar to when a chick involuntarily "oinks" while laughing.
That fat broad Betty totally let out a Boink Oink when I was porking her last night. Bless her heart.
by Party Crashers October 11, 2009
A Sir Oink is usually a green figurine with "ok" written in black sharpie across his face. A Sir Oink is referred to as "Sir", because of its 3 years spent in medical school. They or It usually has attended quite some time to study the best uses for terms, also, as it is evident in his words. Annoying, bad, or ugly people are Plebs, and Good / Ok people are Squirps. It is very rare for the figurine to be holding a thumbs up. Lastly, a normal Sir Oink owns a minecraft server, and is very lay back.
This Sir Oink has sun rays around him
My Sir Oink has Sunglasses
My Sir Oink is holding his thumb up
My Sir Oink has Sunglasses
My Sir Oink is holding his thumb up
by TobiG December 1, 2016
by roselynvgxo February 16, 2018
Oink syndrome (also known as Quack syndrome) is a condition where the victim has many bad takes and displays high levels of hypocrisy and stupidity. They can't comprehend why their takes are bad even when people explain it to them carefully and will sometimes lie to get out of uncomfortable situations and try to pose as the victim.
by General_Clanker March 22, 2023
The sound one might hear coming from the snout of a fat, rich liberal complaining about you being a planet killing neocon because your not driving a prius or using "green" products. Completely consumed with his/her own ignorance to the fact that other people don't have as much money as him/her self (daddies bank account) and have to work extremely hard for very little with money and financial aid for higher education being a pipe dream.
dude: check out my $600 Craig's list car, I saved up for 8 months to get it, working 50 hours a week in a machine shop.
liberal: you lie, you have money hidden somewhere...oink, oink, oink, oink.
dude: I rented this studio apartment with a bullet hole in the window, and no light bulbs. I have $3 for the month after paying rent and buying a case of ramen noodles, I can't get any $5 CFLs, I'll get a 4 pack of incandescents from the dollar store. I'll get CFLs one at a time.
liberal: PLANET KILLER, what's wrong with you...oink, oink, oink, oink.
liberal: you lie, you have money hidden somewhere...oink, oink, oink, oink.
dude: I rented this studio apartment with a bullet hole in the window, and no light bulbs. I have $3 for the month after paying rent and buying a case of ramen noodles, I can't get any $5 CFLs, I'll get a 4 pack of incandescents from the dollar store. I'll get CFLs one at a time.
liberal: PLANET KILLER, what's wrong with you...oink, oink, oink, oink.
by ranman92509 October 9, 2011
When two law enforcement officers meet for casual sex while on duty and or
When a officer has sex in exchange for a speeding ticket
When a officer has sex in exchange for a speeding ticket
Officer Jon amd Jane are going to start a boink and oink relationship..
Officer joe please let me know if you are interested in a boink and oink for my speedy ways
Officer joe please let me know if you are interested in a boink and oink for my speedy ways
by Thisguyandtheotherone April 18, 2018