National auntie day. On this day NO AUNTIES ARE SAFE none so make sure aunties stay inside especially if your aunties name is Sheila. I repeat keep all aunties inside
Person # 1:you heard about auntie Sheila
Person # 2: yea yo I spotted her at rite aid and dogged her in a medical jacket. She’s a freak.
Person # 1: bro she really isn’t safe no aunties are today