a complete douche. he sucks and he plays girls and he is also a fuckboy. don’t mess around with a nolan. nolan’s are also typically full of themselves and don’t give a shit for anyone else.
“hey did you here about nolan and gabby?”
“yeah he completely played her and then dumped her. he’s a douche and an attention whore.”
“yeah he’s also really cocky.”
A person with this name is usually friends with a person named Jesse and they both often bang the floor like an enraged gorilla. If you see a Nolan, keep your distance you don’t know when he is going to have another outbreak.
EVERYBODY RUN! NOLAN IS ABOUT TO BANG THE FLOOR VIOLENTLY!
Nolan's will either have lots of energy and endurance or will know lots about certain things, or maybe even both. Nolan's are rarely sexist but tend to make some jokes. Nolan's are very funny, a Nolan will make many faces. Nolan listens to many female hip hop artists like Beyonce, Nicki Minaj, Fergie, and Rihanna. Nolan will have large ambitions. Nolan's are great in the Bed (because of their endurance). If you are fortunate to become friends or more with a Nolan you wont regret it. PS they are also usally very horny.