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Nolan

He laughs a lot, he makes you happy, he only cares about certain people that made an impact on his life, he has a really big heart, He is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet and if you get real close with him he'll make you feel like the world revolves around you. If you find a Nolan don't ever let him go.
I use to be real upset but then Nolan came along and made my world a whole lot better.
by Zondox May 21, 2018
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Nolan is none of these things on this website, Why you may ask? Because He's simply none of these things, He isn't the coolest guy you know, He isn't handsome and doesn't have amazing hair, and No one ascertains to be like him. Instead, He's the coolest guy to exist, He's stunning and God-like, His hair isn't amazing, It's astounding, And everyone wants to be him, Not like him. While it is true that he's horny as hell, I'll leave it out for the sake of his dignity. To put what I've said in simpler terms, He is both imperfection and perfection simultaneously, He is enigmatic. It is truly a mystery how he was created, and more importantly, how he came into my life, But what isn't a mystery is my love for all that he is. And when I say ALL that he is, It truly means ALL. From the beating of his heart To the roaring of his laugh, To the empty spaces in his head, HE is sweet, kindhearted, silly, understanding, and loveable. Regardless of the other Nolan these have been written for, This one is just for you. It will be yours, Forever and always.
Nolan is actually a golden retriever with a wig. :)
by Nevaeh (Yes it's me.) October 24, 2022
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Girl "Are you top or bottom?"
Nolan "Bottom duh."
by clutch999 March 23, 2021
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Male: One dope nigga. Loves to shnook it up with his boys. He's a hard ten. Often gets hot bitches, especially older ones. His favorite activities include partying, hot-boxing cars, and hanging with super hot bitches such as Ashlynne. Has a hella sick jew fro thats red, and no chest hair. Has good music taste, and gets pussy 24/7. On occasion gives cum shots to the eye.
Oh my gosh your dating Nolan? I'd kill to give him dome.
by thatHOTbitchASH July 6, 2011
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He has the worlds largest dick in the world and he is the God of all men. Also he gets the chicks no matter what.
Damn Nolan your dick so big!
by Dofer August 18, 2016
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An asshat with an extremely low iq who gets offended by the way other people are.
Oh hey, look, it’s Nolan, the certified sex offender.
by fuckbitch264783 June 8, 2020
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nolan is super hot
Wow nolan is really hot today
by asaaaayyyaa December 9, 2018
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