spang

spang- when someone catch fishes someone to make them think they're in a serious relationship. Then the cat fisher will fake their death to make their lover cri.

"Dude, what happened to Matt?"
"Oh, Matt got spanged by a thirteen year old. It was funny!"

by mattspang July 16, 2015

Spang

Onomatopoeic word taken from the approximate sound made by hitting someone in the head with a metal saucepan or frying pan

She swung with all her might and spanged him right in the face with her cast-iron pan.

by IrregularJoe October 01, 2023

Spange

What the homeless or almost homeless neo-hippie nomads call hustling. It may be straight up panhandling or it could be on the street selling of services or wares while residentially challenged.

I spange with the paintings I sell in the park and then I can pay for things.

by anonymous January 14, 2022

the spang dangler

When your partner has your wang in her mouth and you force her head all the way down, spin round and do a handstand blowing your load into her throat and grabbing her ass

She asked for the spang dangler tonight but my arms hurt

by MR SIR 2010 November 23, 2023

Spange

Its where you make a penny molten hot and throw it at people

This was made by the Goons

Random person "You got some spare change."
Random person - "Yeah, I got spange for you, Its molten"

by The Ultimate Gooner February 28, 2025

Fuck Spang

Phrase: to be used when those good for nothing EOD techs at Spang insist they are the only ones able to take these cush missions but leave all the actual work to others

Man did you hear? Spang took another deployment to the Mediterranean with full per diem, but couldn't deploy a single x-package.Fuck Spang

by Salty-boi July 25, 2021