Ninjaneer

To stealthily engineer some type of an event

My friends weren't supposed to get married atop the Empire State Building, so we ninjaneered the ceremony so the guards wouldn't see.

by Billy Red June 25, 2012

ninjaing, ninja it, or ninjaed

ninjaing- downloading software illegally and bad-ass stealthily because you're that awesome of a cyber ninja, also means you're doing cool ninja stuff BECAUSE YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING NINJA!

(to) ninja it- similar to "pirate it" or "pirating it" so see above definition

ninjaed- you've been ninjaed!

Real Life Ninja: (Can't download new video game) Ywaaaaah shaaooohwah! (Throws shuriken at computer screen)
Computer's Response: Ninjaing, ninja it, or ninjaed!
Game downloaded...loading...currently .000001%
Estimated time remaining is 1 Year!
Ninja: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Shooooomaw!

Pirate: Yaaaarh! Got me some nice booty.
Ninja: (Holding pirate's internet booty)
Pirate: ...AAAAARRRRGH! I've been ninjaed!

by IMJUSTANINJA! June 27, 2011

ninjaneer

Someone that solves seemingly intractable problems and stealthily submits the solution so as to remain anonymous.

When the development team arrived this morning we found that some unknown ninjaneer had checked in several uberbug fixes overnight.

by dmitchell78721 June 6, 2013

ninjaed

To take a knife or sword and to pierce it through the body of a human

Holy cows, Jakie ninjaed my math teacher!

by pown daddy April 6, 2009

Ninjaed

When a person succsessfully clips a black binder clip to your clothing.

"Dude you got a binder clip on your shirt you got ninjaed"

by Jotom February 25, 2008

ninjaneer

one who creates and practices ninja theory and attack

D MAN, head ninjaneer,practices ninja technique in solitude.

by Justice Ras December 19, 2007

ninjaneer

The act of creating a new feature or product without management's knowledge or consent.

Usually in response to customer feedback that management ignored.

Bob: Geez Sue! This customer has a really great idea for our product, but I can't get our product manager to put it on our roadmap.

Sue: No problem Bob. We'll pad time on a another feature and ninjaneer it. They'll never know the difference.

by MOs April 6, 2012