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Global Poop Network

The Global Poop Network, or GPN, is the idea that all forms of restrooms are connected and have a interconnected system of plumbing. There are multiple ways of being able to access the GPN. If you are at home, the office, or the bar those connections are usually public and see a lot of heavy traffic. Remote connections are usually seen in houses that have septic tanks or outhouses. There are even instances where the GPN is accessible via WiFi. This is most commonly seen on tour busses, airplanes, and larger watercraft.
Person 1: Hey do you want to get coffee in a little bit?

Person 2: Maybe, I have to log onto the Global Poop Network and upload some data.

Person 1: Whats that?

Person 2: Do you have a minute for me to explain?
by The Thinnest Thin Mint August 3, 2019
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Network Nazi

An individual, usually male, who runs the Office IT in a ruthless fashion. For example, he will not let you keep fun jpegs or mpegs on the server for long, and discourages entertaining emails sent to the whole company. Every time he works on your computer, he changes your desktop image from picture of your family to None.
Sorry. I didn't get your email. Our Network Nazi blocks all emails that are from Yahoo addresses.
by Briannnnnnnn August 23, 2006
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E! Network

A television network created by, programmed by, (and FOR):
1. Persons whom have sustained a traumatic brain injury.
2. Persons who have a naturally low I.Q. (room temp.)
3. Worthless assholes who have nothing to do but collect a welfare check.
4. Just about any other idiot who gives a shit about dumbass wannabe celebrities and their useless lives.
Absolutely loaded with brainless shows see Chelsea handler
I would rather get a chainsaw enema than have to watch E!
Trailer park housewife# 1: hey verlene,you wanna come over and watch E! Network with me?
Trailer park housewife #2: sure, right after I suck on the loud end of a shotgun.
Trailer park housewife #1: so is that a no then?
*BANG*
by roadkil August 14, 2011
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asian network

The way ever asian miracously happen to know each other through mysterious "connections".
"You know Jenny too??? How do you know her?!?!?!? You guys live on opposite parts of the globe!!!!!"
by J.K March 31, 2005
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Food Network

The other day we caught Jane watching Food Network with his pants down.
by domaurarigatou January 2, 2009
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Rape and Revenge Network

Woman: Hey I saw this movie where this woman got raped and then a year later she finds the guy and kicks his ass!

Man: Oh, you were watching the rape and revenge network again weren't you?

Woman: It was on Lifetime.
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Newarked

When something is horribly broken or out of order.
Girl: "My mom says you're stupid, for being in a band"
Frank Iero (From My Chemical Romance): "Tell your mom she's newarked."
by one-four-three June 8, 2011
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