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Neet

Neet is a meaning for someone who's a big dumbass and maybe sitting beside you right now
by Neetisntfunny June 18, 2022
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NEET

n., adj. originating in Japan, an acronym that stands for 'Not in education, employment, or training.'

SEE hikikomori, loser, deadbeat, a fate worse than death
"Why won't any women ever want to date or marry me?," sighed the thirty-something NEET.
by Rock Yer Baby June 25, 2023
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Neet

An idiotic way of spelling the word neat.
guy1: "Today has been neet"

guy2: "Don't you mean neat?"

guy1: "Shut up!"
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NEET

Abbreviation for National Entrance and Eligibility Test in India.
Hey what was your all India Rank in NEET?

Bro I'm fucked. It was 44,689.

Might get Ayurveda college with that!

Na fam I belong to the lower cast so I will be a surgeon due to the reservation system.

Bruh!
by YourFuture008 July 12, 2021
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NEET

Typically an adult girl, around the ages of 18-25, a NEET (Not In Training, Education, Or Employment) Are usually basement dwellers who have the messiest rooms known to mankind.
A NEET avoids the sunlight and outdoors at all costs. The outside world is cruel, and NEETS prefer to stay inside their rooms at all times. Showering is also very rare for a NEET, and as they never go outside, showering is rarely needed. NEETS are known to stink, but stink "good."
NEET girls are usually known to be the most based girls on the planet. They are known to have the wildest conspiracy theories you'll ever hear.

NEETs are also known to make superior food, such as chicken nuggets, French fries, and Mac and cheese.
Neet girls are fucking based.
by Goodhumann September 24, 2024
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NEET

The National Eligibility cum Entrance Test (Undergraduate) or NEET (UG), formerly the All India Pre-Medical Test (AIPMT), is an all India pre-medical entrance test for students who wish to pursue undergraduate medical (MBBS), dental (BDS) and AYUSH (BAMS, BUMS, BHMS, etc.) courses in government and private institutions in India and also, for those intending to pursue primary medical qualification abroad.

~NEET UG is one of the largest exam in India in terms of registered applicant (approx. 2,000,000).
~AIIMS is the superior medical college in India.

~If you get into an AIIMS-
¬Your parents brag about you day and night, you are now a priced possession to them
¬Your relatives think so highly of you and give your examples to their children, i.e. you cousins are jealous of you
¬The moment somebody gets to know about the fact that you are an AIIMSONIAN, they get IMMEDIATE INFERIORITY COMPLEXX
Seeing your child getting into an AIIMS(NEET) is what every middle class Indian parents' dreams are about.
by Polikos Asteras November 19, 2023
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NEET

Something that a Bevvvy would be.
Yeah, that Bevvvy guy, dude's gotta stop being NEET and start being neat, it's damaging his lifestyle.
by Tedus Logus December 20, 2020
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