Napalm Death

You could've chosen better words than "awesome". It makes you sound like a pansy.

Napalm Death could kick your ass.

by anal cheese May 22, 2003

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butt napalm

The shit that one takes after eating hot buffalo wings. It is characterized by the burning sensation within one's anus. The butt napalm is caused by the heat of the sauce being retained through the system and causing a similar heat sting as experienced when initially ingesting the wing. The only relief for this sensation is by completing the shit, and wiping thoroughly to clear the butt of said napalm.

Man, those Caribbean Jerk wings were awesome, too bad I'm gonna have butt napalm later.

by Glazzy November 19, 2006

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anal napalm

A bodily substance (solid or liquid) the exits the anus with such a horrid odor, that most living things are forced to run away for their own survival. The odor is so dense that it sticks to your clothes, causes shortness of breath, and watery eyes. The culprit is usually a virus found in contaminated Central American or Asian food.

Dude just dropped anal napalm and then ran to the restroom while the rest of us were left gagging.

by Trickyricky October 2, 2014

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Napalm the Village

When a dude hasn't cum for a long time and blows his load all over the vagina before he even inserts his dick.

After a long dry spell, Matt finally got a new girlfriend. He rubbed one out before their date in case she came home with him because he didn't want to napalm the village.

It had been weeks since Joe and I had sex, and he totally napalmed my village before he could get inside me. I spent an hour cleaning his jizz out of my pubes.

by Mouthy Broadcast December 6, 2017

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