shoot my penis
shoot my penis by RedDragoon August 5, 2006
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Like My Penis
"Thats what she said" is getting old. So the new phrase "Like my penis" or in more appropriate words, "Like my wiener" was established to take its place. It's used in a similer way to "Thats what she said"
Whenever someone says something that could also be referring to a penis, you say, "Like my penis"
Whenever someone says something that could also be referring to a penis, you say, "Like my penis"
Girl#1- Oh my gosh, this test is soooo hard!
Girl#2- LIKE MY PENIS!!!!!
...or
Girl#2- LIKE MY WIENER!!!!!
^^^^It's the same thing
Girl#2- LIKE MY PENIS!!!!!
...or
Girl#2- LIKE MY WIENER!!!!!
^^^^It's the same thing
Like My Penis by CATday August 3, 2011
u succ my penis
u succ my penis by meowhahahahohohohosanta February 6, 2019
why is my penis big
What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there
Works everytime
Works everytime
why is my penis big by weeeel, i hope ur not pregnant November 23, 2020
dont take my penis
To have a removable and/or detachable penis that has the ability to ejaculate while in portable mode. The balls remain.
To take someones penis is similar to cock block, or stoppping someone from having a sexual intercourse with a female, males don't count (this word is not meant for homos).
To take someones penis is similar to cock block, or stoppping someone from having a sexual intercourse with a female, males don't count (this word is not meant for homos).
dont take my penis by TheKilla,justjoking November 21, 2010
Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie
Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie by Wes Short October 10, 2004
off my penis
Suggesting that One is intruding in another person's personal affairs. More like "mind your own business"
"Hey man, are you still banging those 3 girls"
"man stfu, and get off my penis"
Also,
When a person is being extremely bothersome in trying too hard to impress a person
"did you like how I painted your house,washed your car, and cut your grass?"
"You are ALL UP ON my penis"...calm down
"Hey man, are you still banging those 3 girls"
"man stfu, and get off my penis"
Also,
When a person is being extremely bothersome in trying too hard to impress a person
"did you like how I painted your house,washed your car, and cut your grass?"
"You are ALL UP ON my penis"...calm down
off my penis by Tru3k1 October 2, 2007