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Artificial Mushroom Stamp 

When you smack someone across the face with a dildo.
guy 1- dude why are you holding a dildo???
guy 2- to smack you in the face.
Random hobo- ARTIFICIAL MUSHROOM STAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flying Mushroom Stamp 

The act of forcing someone to kneel down (have them stand if they are much taller than you), then removing all your clothes, and getting to a good distance. Once you have achieved the desired distance, you then run and jump, swinging your hips causing the head of your penis to slap them in the face, leaving a bright red imprint shaped like a mushroom.

Please exercise extreme caution when performing the Flying Mushroom Stamp. Serious injury may (and often will) occur.
I performed the Flying Mushroom Stamp on that bitch, dawg!

The Mushroom stamp 

When you smack a bitch with your dick and it leave the outline of your dick. The Mushroom Stamp
I met this one hoe so i gave her the mushroom stamp.

pittsburgh mushroom stamp 

When throwing a fried mushroom at someones head and it explodes. The hot grease leaves the impression of a mushroom on there face
Wow did you see Seth Pittsburgh mushroom stamp Jason last night at the bar

shiitake mushroom stamp 

A mushroom stamp but from a guy with a small dick
Wang gave me shiitake mushroom stamp when he slam his tinkie winkie on my forehead

little miss mushroom stamp 

A person who has been given or is assumed to have been given a multitude of mushroom stamps. Could be used as an insult or a term of endearment.
So you think you're better than me little miss mushroom stamp.
Hey little miss mushroom stamp you missed drinks last night