muscle daddy

any man who dates guys at least 10 years younger and has a awsome looking body, does not necessarily have to be old or extremely handsome

Mark: I want that muscle daddy's balls slapping my ass while he bangs me.

by Justin_Lucas March 27, 2008

Cozy muscle

A term used to describe fat or obesity in a cute manner.

Yo dawg, that's a lot of cozy muscle on ya.

Hey man have you seen Rick? He's got a lot of cozy muscle now.

by Chuck192 December 30, 2014

toilet muscle

A phrase that simply means "butt" or "ass".

One lousy screw fell off and you have to do all of ***THAT***?!? Man, what a pain in the toilet muscle!!!

by Telephony November 13, 2010

skater muscle

muscle that is visible, but doesnt look like the person is ripped. the person usually doesnt have to work out a lot, but you can still see the muscles. usually found in skaters.

guy 1: ya, i only work out 30 minutes a day

guy 2: ya, i can see the skater muscle

by gorillabiscuits June 30, 2006

O Muscle

The muscle in a woman's tummy that contracts during an O.

Dude: Hey, you have a six pack.
Chick: No I don't, just a highly toned O muscle.
Dude: Well, let's pour some honey on it. . .

by B.B. Smith August 15, 2008

Popcorn Muscles

A term referring to a particular kind of showy muscular physique that conveys a fallacious impression of physical strength or toughness with regard to its bearer; muscles that are "just for show."

Brandon Marshall: "(Joey Porter) is one of those guys who all of those muscles are popcorn muscles. He's soft."
Joey "Peezy" Porter: "Nope (I don't know what popcorn muscles are). I know Orville Redenbacher. I know popcorn."

by wakka_wakka November 06, 2008

email muscles

Acting with bravado over email when in a face to face situation the emailer would be in a subservient position.

Related to beer muscles where the internet is substituted for alcohol.

Can also take the form of “message board muscles”

Example: a man in an email to his friends claims his wife does what she is told. In reality the man is a follower. Dave has email muscles when it comes to his wife.

by CMFuss May 01, 2008