Collin Muffy

A Collin Muffy is a person rated on a scale from lamon to muffy, they are most likely muffy and not lamon.

This kid is a Collin Muffy !
exapmle 2: Bro that one kid is a muffy

by Mrs. Flanigan September 23, 2020

Muffy Muncher

It's just like the beer Munchies but called Muffy Muncher! Wow I'm really hungry tonight I've got the muffy munchies..

When your craving some Vagina. Also known as "Muffy Muncher".

by Muff bomb July 11, 2010

Muffy fuck

When You Jizz When A Girl Jizzes And You Take A Santa's Trumpet On Her Brother. (And Call It a Pugdog.)

I Gave Your mother a muffy fuck last night. (Almost Same As Screaming Dolphin.)

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021

muffy (muff)

1. used to describe one who is acting in a nerdy and/or uncool manner ie: acting not normal or weird
2. also can be used as an adjective to describe something that is not quite right
3. can also be interpreted as the hair around a womans vagina

This definition of muffy originated back in 1997 when I was in high school. An un-popular girl at my school had a head of hair so poofy and frizzy it resembled a big muff on her head, so we started calling her muffy. The word slowly became an adjective, and started to replace other words in our vocabulary (ie: your hair is muffed instead of your hair is messed up, and what the muff, instead of what the fuck)

1. do you see that lame guy over there trying to pick up those girls? they're just laughing at him.... what a muff!
2. did you just wake up? ...yes... oh, cause your hair is all muffed
3. dude... that chick I was with last night had a HUGE muff!

by Rachel Taylor January 27, 2005

muffy-dufflers

The bits of hair that grow over your ears.

Look at Dave's muffy-dufflers!

by Dunc and Dee May 13, 2005

A muffy dickpherson

A situation in which you pronounce someone name with the first letters swapped, creating a funny nickname for
someone.
Examples: BOM TRADY
TOM BRADY

Now that was a muffy dickpherson that stuck.

by Marshall tucker November 6, 2021

Muffy

When you got a mix of weed, rolling papers, and semi-burnt weed. A good way to recycle a ruined joint by simply tossing the filter and re-grinding the remaining weed and packing that shit into a bowl or bong

"You got the tree?"
"Yeah but the joint got wet, so I grinded it up into muffy, we just gonna smoke that
"Bet, pack the pipe"

by tangudgaf February 15, 2022