mudslop

A filthy, dirty slut. Referring to their always moist, soggy box.

That girl's pussy was mad loose yo.

Yea, she's a mudslop.

by werrrrrrrrd son April 22, 2008

mudflap hero

A sweet mullet and the ability to look sweet while wearing it.

I thought about cutting my hair into a mullet but I am no mudflap hero.

by Post rosaries October 19, 2017

Mudflap

When you go to wipe your ass and your shirt accidentally gets in between the toilet paper and the poop

I had to cancel my meeting and head home because I mudflapped myself in the stall at work

by Debo20 June 30, 2021

Australian Mudflap

The act of motor boating a woman's ass, sticking as much of your face into the anal cavity as possible. Upon performing this act, she begins to involuntarily defecate (shits) in your face. Unphased, you continue with your fowl deed, flinging feces in all directions.

After giving Jenna an Australian Mudflap, my face was covered in poo and there was a fair amount of shit everywhere.

by macdaddyphatsack February 5, 2015

tallahassee mudflap

That act of shitting in the shower and violently slapping the bottom of your foot making sure to splatter it onto the walls of the shower and leaving it there to dry

Man that one nasty ass Tallahassee Mudflap dude.

by DAT THICCC BITCH 6969 March 29, 2017

Louisiana Mud Slap

Slapping a woman with some mud in Louisiana.

I just Louisiana Mud Slapped that feminist

by MohammedThePlaneFlyer May 28, 2018

filipino mudflap

Similar to a columbian necktie except the penis pulled into the body redirected backwards and pulled back out through the victims asshole.

B: Did you hear about the new torture technique the Filipino mafia is using?
D: Yeah, the Filipino mudflap sounds like a real pain in the ass!

by gnomecrusher June 16, 2018