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Mud Flap

During missionary position-sex with a woman, she farts on your balls.
I was having wicked sex with my girlfriend when she gave me a mud flap.
by Cadillac Williams February 5, 2005
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Mud flaps

mudflaps is a females pussy lips that hang low and that will flap when the wind blows
Pussy lips hang so low whores can use them as wings go somewhere fly away with with them mud flaps you pussy lips you have peterbilt mud flaps
by Our adventures November 1, 2020
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Mud Flap

Where a fat guy doesnt have a stomach hanging in front of him like a beer belly or a keg its a big piece of skin hanging down to his waist or his knee's. Like the flaps on the back of the truck
You anda friend see a guy who streaches and lifts his shirt and all you see is skin not even shaped hanging down.

Your Friends says "Ew he doesnt even have a keg"
You say "No joke it looks like a Mud Flap hanging down like the back of a truck.
by Michaelann Dach December 22, 2008
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Mud flaps

1) Uncircumcised Forskin after anal sex.

2) A girls pussy lips after going ass to vagina.
After I pulled my uncircumcised cock out of her ass my dick looked like mud flaps after an off-road excursion.

After going ass to vag on my girlfriend, her pussy lips looked like soiled mud flaps.
by SploogeSheets September 27, 2017
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Mud Flapping

the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the moot, hence covering the flaps in poo.

similar to mud bagging (masculine)
friend: hey jenny, whats that smell?

mud flapper: sorry, i just did some heavy mud flapping

friend: mmm, delightful...
by Dick Champ May 24, 2011
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mud flaps

Please go clean the shit off of your mud flaps!
by drizzle April 15, 2004
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mud flaps

Noun

An excess of anal skin due to the extensive sexual use of your rectum.

Dumbass terms: you take it too much in the pooper
J: I think i got dead horsed at the fraternity house last night.

K: How do you know?

J: Because I woke up on their astroturf with nothing but my mud flaps to keep me warm.
by Fat tits October 16, 2005
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